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Tragic: You Have the Urge to Go to Treetops After Dark Only to Realize They are Closed on Monday Nights
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Tragic: You Have the Urge to Go to Treetops After Dark Only to Realize They are Closed on Monday Nights

Ethan McGlone, Staff You are sitting in your room on La Salle campus on a cold, bitter Monday at 10:30 at night, and you are starving. Wing Wong House on Ogontz Ave is now closed, so this is not an option for you. It is too late for Explorers Den and you are too broke…

by satirestaff January 31, 2023January 30, 2023
A Letter to the Philadelphia Eagles
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A Letter to the Philadelphia Eagles

Emily Allgair, Editor Dear Birds, First off, I’d like to say congratulations. I can only imagine how exciting it must be to be going to the Super Bowl after winning the NFC Championship on your own home turf, or so I have come to find out, your own home reinforced natural grass (a type of…

by Emily Allgair January 31, 2023February 1, 2023
The Awkwardness of Going Home
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The Awkwardness of Going Home

Emily Allgair, Editor Don’t get me wrong, at the end of last semester, I too, was ready to go home and take some time off from papers, readings, and what have you. But I’m from a small town where everyone knows everything about everyone, so running into people who know too much about you comes…

by Emily Allgair January 24, 2023January 23, 2023
LaSalle WBB Player Olivia Johnson Squeaks Past Jesus Christ, Mother Teresa, and the Mancini Twins in Thrilling Student-Athlete of the Week Race
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LaSalle WBB Player Olivia Johnson Squeaks Past Jesus Christ, Mother Teresa, and the Mancini Twins in Thrilling Student-Athlete of the Week Race

Ethan McGlone, Staff Writer This week saw one of the most intense and close Student-Athlete of the Week races that we have seen at La Salle University. A tradition created by @goexplorers on Instagram, this prestigious award shines honor and class onto its recipients. With the extreme effort put into the decision-making of each week’s…

by satirestaff January 24, 2023January 23, 2023
Icks!
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Icks!

Emily Allgair, Editor It’s that time of year again! The time between Thanksgiving Break and Winter Break; when relationships and situationships are ending. Rather than dwell on what was good and what will be missed, I hope that this article helps you realize just how icky people can be, regardless of their gender or sexual…

by Emily Allgair December 6, 2022December 5, 2022
What I’m Most Thankful for This Holiday Season
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What I’m Most Thankful for This Holiday Season

Emily Allgair, Editor This week, Explorers from all over are leaving campus to spend some time with their loved ones, whether it be biological families or chosen families depending on how far away home is for some. I know personally, I love being at school and usually am sad to go home, but right now,…

by Emily Allgair November 22, 2022November 21, 2022

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