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Etiquette

Emily Allgair, Editor Fair warning: this article is not an explicit call out. And by stating that, I hope you pick up on the fact that this absolutely is an explicit call out.  If you are a plus one to a house party, as in someone who does not know the host(s), do not, under…

by Emily Allgair
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Bagel Reviews with Claire and Luke: Bagels and Bread House

Luke Szyszkiewicz and Claire Ortiz, Staff Writers Welcome back to Bagel Reviews with Claire and Luke. This week, we took a trip just outside of city limits to the ‘burbs. Our bagel quest took us to Horsham. Just wanna give a quick shoutout to Joanna, weekly reader, and  my sister, for treating us to the…

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British People

Emily Allgair, Editor Here’s the thing: I love British accents, royal weddings and fish and chips just as much as the next bloke, but sometimes when I watch a British movie, I get distracted by how British people look. Not all of them, in fact, some of my personal favorite actors and actresses are British…

by Emily Allgair
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Bagel Reviews with Claire and Luke: Treetops Edition

Luke Szyszkiewicz and Claire Ortiz, Staff Writers This week, Claire and I got bagels at the place closest to home: the Dining Hall. During Breakfast for Dinner Week, we were blessed with a night of build-your-own breakfast sandwiches, and we couldn’t turn it down.  It was practically BEGGING us to review. It derailed our original…

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You’re not special, we lose every week

Anonymous Welp, it’s another week of being an Explorer fan. At the beginning of the week I was excited for the busy schedule of games ahead of me. St Louis at Home, Lockhaven and Temple Away, and even a few lacrosse scrimmages. It looked good. Keyword: LOOKED Just like every other week, I watched these…

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