Ethan McGlone, Staff Writer
This article is dedicated to Tony Shirtalone, the highly touted music critic at the ever prestigious La Salle University. Writer for the award-winning La Salle Collegian, Mr. Shirts reviews his favorite genre of music weekly: opera. When I sat down to talk with the legend, he kept a humbleness amongst himself that was commendable. “Ahhhhh, forgettaboutit.” Tony Shirtalone was born in South Orange, NJ with a masters degree in business. The doctors have never seen a baby as prestigious as young Mr. Shirts. Stay classy Shirtalone. Stay classy.