Bizarro World: Anthony Pantalone Edition


Ethan McGlone, Staff Writer

via Ethan McGlone

This article is dedicated to Tony Shirtalone, the highly touted music critic at the ever prestigious La Salle University. Writer for the award-winning La Salle Collegian, Mr. Shirts reviews his favorite genre of music weekly: opera. When I sat down to talk with the legend, he kept a humbleness amongst himself that was commendable. “Ahhhhh, forgettaboutit.” Tony Shirtalone was born in South Orange, NJ with a masters degree in business. The doctors have never seen a baby as prestigious as young Mr. Shirts. Stay classy Shirtalone. Stay classy.

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