Editor, Claire Kunzier

So it’s Sunday night and I’m trying to be proactive and I cannot. Funny does not just flow out of my fingertips and it takes a long ass time to write things that could possibly be funny. I have one idea and the rest are stuck. I’m really annoyed about it right now because here I am trying to be a good student and manage my time responsibly but I just can’t. I am here, sitting on my couch staring at my laptop screen thinking really really hard about topics that probably won’t be funny in real life. This struggle is real and even my roommates can’t come up with anything and now I’m here, staring and straining my eyes at this screen for nothing. Just an annoyance.

Sunday, September 26, 8 p.m., Claire’s apartment living room.