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Kalshi announces “Fornite Futures,” players can now bet on victory royales
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Kalshi announces “Fornite Futures,” players can now bet on victory royales

Nate Tramdaks, Staff Writer Kalshi, a sport gambling company, finalized a deal and partnership with Epic Games over the weekend. Klashi is bringing a prediction-market style feature to Fortnite called “Fortnite Futures.” This feature will allow players to trade contracts on in-game outcomes, using the in-game premium currency, V-Bucks, as the settlement tool. V-Bucks can…

by satirestaff March 31, 2026
La Salle sends campus-wide email reminding students to “Just Figure It Out”
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La Salle sends campus-wide email reminding students to “Just Figure It Out”

Claire Herquet, Editor PHILADELPHIA – La Salle University sent a campus-wide email Monday morning reminding students that, regardless of the situation, they are expected to “just figure it out.” The email, sent from University Marketing and Communications with the subject line “Important Information for the La Salle Community,” appeared in inboxes at 7:46 a.m., a…

by satirestaff March 31, 2026
Canine cover-up: what did the Biden dogs know?
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Canine cover-up: what did the Biden dogs know?

Matthew J. Bera, Editor In August of 2021, the United States withdrew from Afghanistan, marking the end of a 20-year military presence. As U.S. troops withdrew, the Taliban rapidly seized territory, capturing Kabul on Aug. 15, 2021. The Afghan National Security Forces, despite $90 billion in U.S. training and equipment, collapsed within weeks. A few…

by satirestaff April 24, 2025April 24, 2025
Federal Judge Orders Immediate End to Trump-Brokered Ceasefire in Ukraine
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Federal Judge Orders Immediate End to Trump-Brokered Ceasefire in Ukraine

Matthew J. Bera, Editor A federal judge has issued an emergency injunction to halt the Trump-brokered ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, citing concerns that Trump acted outside his constitutional authority. The court ordered the immediate resumption of hostilities in Ukraine, ensuring that the ongoing conflict remains “as volatile as ever.” The move follows a growing…

by satirestaff April 10, 2025April 10, 2025
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Surprise guest at congressional address sparks controversy

Matthew J. Bera, Editor In an unprecedented move, President Donald Trump reportedly plans to invite Russian President Vladimir Putin as a surprise guest speaker during his address to a joint session of Congress Tuesday, sources say. The unannounced plan to invite the Russian leader is leaving lawmakers and political observers stunned. The surprise appearance will…

by satirestaff March 6, 2025
Leaked bombshell memo exposes top-secret plot to turn President Trump against Musk
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Leaked bombshell memo exposes top-secret plot to turn President Trump against Musk

Matthew J. Bera, Editor A newly leaked internal memo from the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has revealed an ongoing sophisticated psychological operation designed to drive a wedge between President Donald Trump and billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk. Experts say the precision of the operation bears all the hallmarks of a classic Langley maneuver: divide, disorient…

by satirestaff February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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