Every movie ever ranked | Foolegian

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Nolen Kelly, Editor

Here in A&E, we’ve talked and reviewed our favorite and least movies over the years. Admittedly there was a bit of an idea drought for this week, but then the idea flew through our window and spread around like a Molotov Cocktail consuming a flammable environment. It’s simple: what if we ranked every movie ever? That’s right, today we are ranking every movie that has ever been made. This is it, this is the list. Please do not reach out or contact anyone about this list because it is final and every movie in existence is included here. This list has been in development for an amount of time and adequate effort has been put into this so please, if you see anyone who writes for The Collegian in public, leave us alone. Kick back, grab a snack, knick knack paddy whack, let me know if you see a Radioshack and relax as we rank EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE.

2“Never Gonna Give You Up” Music Video1987
3“Thriller” Music Video1982
4A Fish Called Wanda1988
Are we done yet?2005
5Are we there yet?2007
6Back to the Future1985
7Back to the Future Part II1989
8Back to the Future Part III1989
9Blades of Glory2007
10Boogie Nights1997
12Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie2017
13Close Encounters of the Third Kind1995
15Ice Age 5: Collision Course2016
16Daddy Day Care2007
17Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo1999
18Django Unchained2012
21Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star2011
22Fred Claus2007
23Fun with Dick and Jane2005
25Ice Age 4: Continental Drift2012
28Hateful Eight, The2015
29I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry2007
31Incredibles, The2004
32Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom1984
34John Wick2014
35John Wick: Chapter 22017
36John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum2019
37Journey 22012
38Journey to the Center of the Earth2008
39Kevin Hart: Laugh at my Pain2011
40Kingsman: The Secret Service2015
41Knives Out2019
42Lady Bird2017
44Little Women2019
45Love, Simon2018
46Mission: Impossible III2006
47Night at the Museum2006
48Night at the Museum: Night at the Smithsonian2009
49Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb2014
50O Brother Where Art Thou2000
51Office Space1999
52Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood2019
53Over the Hedge2006
55Paddington 22017
56Peacemaker Season 12021
57Piranha 3D2010
58Princess Mononoke1997
61Real Steel2011
62Reservoir Dogs1992
64Shrek 2004
65Shrek 22001
66Singin’ in the Rain1952
67Slumdog Millionaire2008
68Space Jam1996
69Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse2018
70Spookley the Square Pumpkin2005
71Star Trek2009
72Star Wars: The Force Awakens2015
73Super 82011
74Super Size Me 2007
75Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken2000
76Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby2006
77Teen Witch1989
78Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles2014
79Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows2016
80“Feel Good Inc” Music Video2005
81The Batman2022
82The Departed2006
83The Dirties2014
84The Disaster Artist2017
85The Eternals2021
86The Godfather1972
87The Godfather Pt. 21974
88The Last of Us2013
89The Room2003
90The Santa Claus1994
91The Santa Clause 32006
92The Shape of Water2017
93The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants2005
94The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 22008
96Uncut Gems2019
97Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were- Rabbit2005
98Who Framed Roger Rabbit?1988

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