Nolen Kelly, Editor
Here in A&E, we’ve talked and reviewed our favorite and least movies over the years. Admittedly there was a bit of an idea drought for this week, but then the idea flew through our window and spread around like a Molotov Cocktail consuming a flammable environment. It’s simple: what if we ranked every movie ever? That’s right, today we are ranking every movie that has ever been made. This is it, this is the list. Please do not reach out or contact anyone about this list because it is final and every movie in existence is included here. This list has been in development for an amount of time and adequate effort has been put into this so please, if you see anyone who writes for The Collegian in public, leave us alone. Kick back, grab a snack, knick knack paddy whack, let me know if you see a Radioshack and relax as we rank EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE.
| 1 | 1917 | 2019 |
| 2 | “Never Gonna Give You Up” Music Video | 1987 |
| 3 | “Thriller” Music Video | 1982 |
| 4 | A Fish Called Wanda | 1988 |
| Are we done yet? | 2005 | |
| 5 | Are we there yet? | 2007 |
| 6 | Back to the Future | 1985 |
| 7 | Back to the Future Part II | 1989 |
| 8 | Back to the Future Part III | 1989 |
| 9 | Blades of Glory | 2007 |
| 10 | Boogie Nights | 1997 |
| 11 | Booksmart | 2019 |
| 12 | Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie | 2017 |
| 13 | Close Encounters of the Third Kind | 1995 |
| 14 | Cloverfield | 2008 |
| 15 | Ice Age 5: Collision Course | 2016 |
| 16 | Daddy Day Care | 2007 |
| 17 | Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo | 1999 |
| 18 | Django Unchained | 2012 |
| 19 | Fargo | 1994 |
| 20 | Foodfight! | 2012 |
| 21 | Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star | 2011 |
| 22 | Fred Claus | 2007 |
| 23 | Fun with Dick and Jane | 2005 |
| 24 | Ghostbusters | 2016 |
| 25 | Ice Age 4: Continental Drift | 2012 |
| 26 | Godzilla | 2014 |
| 27 | Goonies | 1985 |
| 28 | Hateful Eight, The | 2015 |
| 29 | I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry | 2007 |
| 30 | Idiocracy | 2006 |
| 31 | Incredibles, The | 2004 |
| 32 | Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom | 1984 |
| 33 | Jaws | 1975 |
| 34 | John Wick | 2014 |
| 35 | John Wick: Chapter 2 | 2017 |
| 36 | John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum | 2019 |
| 37 | Journey 2 | 2012 |
| 38 | Journey to the Center of the Earth | 2008 |
| 39 | Kevin Hart: Laugh at my Pain | 2011 |
| 40 | Kingsman: The Secret Service | 2015 |
| 41 | Knives Out | 2019 |
| 42 | Lady Bird | 2017 |
| 43 | Dinosaur | 2000 |
| 44 | Little Women | 2019 |
| 45 | Love, Simon | 2018 |
| 46 | Mission: Impossible III | 2006 |
| 47 | Night at the Museum | 2006 |
| 48 | Night at the Museum: Night at the Smithsonian | 2009 |
| 49 | Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb | 2014 |
| 50 | O Brother Where Art Thou | 2000 |
| 51 | Office Space | 1999 |
| 52 | Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood | 2019 |
| 53 | Over the Hedge | 2006 |
| 54 | Paddington | 2014 |
| 55 | Paddington 2 | 2017 |
| 56 | Peacemaker Season 1 | 2021 |
| 57 | Piranha 3D | 2010 |
| 58 | Princess Mononoke | 1997 |
| 59 | Rango | 2012 |
| 60 | Ratatouille | 2007 |
| 61 | Real Steel | 2011 |
| 62 | Reservoir Dogs | 1992 |
| 63 | Room | 2015 |
| 64 | Shrek | 2004 |
| 65 | Shrek 2 | 2001 |
| 66 | Singin’ in the Rain | 1952 |
| 67 | Slumdog Millionaire | 2008 |
| 68 | Space Jam | 1996 |
| 69 | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse | 2018 |
| 70 | Spookley the Square Pumpkin | 2005 |
| 71 | Star Trek | 2009 |
| 72 | Star Wars: The Force Awakens | 2015 |
| 73 | Super 8 | 2011 |
| 74 | Super Size Me | 2007 |
| 75 | Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken | 2000 |
| 76 | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | 2006 |
| 77 | Teen Witch | 1989 |
| 78 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 2014 |
| 79 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows | 2016 |
| 80 | “Feel Good Inc” Music Video | 2005 |
| 81 | The Batman | 2022 |
| 82 | The Departed | 2006 |
| 83 | The Dirties | 2014 |
| 84 | The Disaster Artist | 2017 |
| 85 | The Eternals | 2021 |
| 86 | The Godfather | 1972 |
| 87 | The Godfather Pt. 2 | 1974 |
| 88 | The Last of Us | 2013 |
| 89 | The Room | 2003 |
| 90 | The Santa Claus | 1994 |
| 91 | The Santa Clause 3 | 2006 |
| 92 | The Shape of Water | 2017 |
| 93 | The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants | 2005 |
| 94 | The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 | 2008 |
| 95 | UHF | 1989 |
| 96 | Uncut Gems | 2019 |
| 97 | Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were- Rabbit | 2005 |
| 98 | Who Framed Roger Rabbit? | 1988 |
Thank you for taking time out of your day to read our official ranking of every movie ever made. If you really want to contact us you can e-mail here at this link.
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