Claire Kunzier, Editor 

Sadly Queen Elizabeth’s husband and distant cousin, Prince Phillip, passed away at the young age of 99, leaving 95 years young Lizzy to experience her first hot girl summer since 1947. Shawty finna to be snatched this summer, a little hypocritical of Princess Diana but tea. Anyone in the game better watch out for Lizzy and her search for a new manz. Hot girl summer 2021, get vaccinated, wear a mask and get youz a manz.