Happy Saint Patrick’s day!

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Claire Kunzier, Editor 

FINALLY, an American holiday centered around getting drunk has come back into the rotation. I am very much excited to celebrate this fake Irish holiday for I am also distantly Irish who loves the color green who enjoys certain beverages in surplus. This Saint Paddy’s day is a bit different for we should not be partying with no one we know, but with people we trust and know are being COVID-19 safe. Not the biggest crowd pleaser, but it is literally one year yesterday of the pandemic and as much as I enjoy a party, it’s not worth getting a life threatening disease. Be safe and not stupid and enjoy the Americanized, fake Irish holiday, Saint Patrick’s day!

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